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I know this isn’t a comic book, but I’m going to do a review of this because after finishing it, I thought, why can’t this be a comic book?

More specifically, my question to myself was, why don’t comic book writers write comics like this?  Why don’t they have these kinds of insights?  Instead comic book writers are all writing stupid ass bullshit about how RACISM IS BAD, WAR IS BAD, VIOLENCE IS BAD, and they take the rioters side in any riot.  They swallow the mainstream media kool aid.  They believe what they’re told.

Jim Goad does not believe what he’s told, he investigates, something that writers should do, but most don’t.  There’s really no trick to Jim Goad, he’s just a guy who addresses uncomfortable subjects.  Maybe for fun, maybe out of compulsion, maybe just for money(!!!!!!!!! JEWWWWWWWW) but whatever the reason, he does it.

It gets him a lot of fans.  Some of those fans are complete fucking nutcases who should be ground up into dogfood.  In this extremely short book (maybe 100 pages or something? it felt like only 100 pages anyway) he digs through a handful of people who were obsessed with him, and picks apart their individual neuroses and symptoms.

Experience has taught me that when someone calls you the genius of your generation, you should immediately cut off all contact with them and move to another continent.

It usually starts with that kind of clue, where someone tells Jim Goad he’s a brilliant genius voice of whoever’s generation.  Jim doesn’t love them back, and it appears they turn on him, though what’s really happening is that they reveal their inner psychotic that was hidden the whole time, and what follows from the mentally ill person is a flood of emails and letters and phone calls, to him or anyone involved in his life, people on message boards, people on facebook groups, whatever they can manage.  Goad attempts to cut off contact with them, which does little to stem the insanity for a while, though at some point it seems to fade away, at least for a while.  Most of these psycho stalkers disappear for a period of months or years before springing up again.  Most of them blame some sort of medication or body disease.  Some of them come right out and admit they’re psychotic, and yet even with this, they manage to force Jim Goad to get into trouble, mostly because of his history of beating up his girlfriend (out of self defense, and if there was ever a girl that deserved a punch it would be that one) who also happened to be one of his first psycho stalkers.

He also discusses a very important life lesson:  when he got out of prison for beating up his girlfriend, he never had so much pussy thrown at him.  This seems to affirm any theories or even evidence about a woman’s attraction to males with “the dark triad traits,” which is something you can go look up if you want to understand behavior of the modern American woman.

It took over a half-century of being alive to realize I can’t make dumb people smart and I’ll never be able to make annoying people likable. When I’m on my deathbed, I doubt I’ll fret that I didn’t spend enough time engaged in flame wars. I’ve adopted a Zen approach to it all.

I’ll let my writing speak for itself, and if people don’t understand it, that’s no longer my problem.

There is also a heavy undercurrent of other people’s willful ignorance, of course most especially by these mentally ill stalker types, although strangely enough there are a lot of people who are not clinically mentally ill who are still guilty of this kind of behavior practiced by psychos.  This isn’t gotten into within the book, the book is just a short collection of specific psychos, but it’s a necessity to anyone who wants to understand the world around them (which SHOULD BE every fucking person alive, but most especially writers) and it should trigger a lot of vital thoughts on the nature of society.  At the very least, it will make you more aware of the type of people who are harmful to be around.  They’re usually the ones who are pointing all the fingers for every little reason and screeching bloody murder over things that don’t involve them, especially the unimportant things (like wife beating haha).

Again, why don’t comic book writers write shit like this?  And don’t just say “because comic books are for faggot loser nerds with the emotional maturity of children” because we already know that, and it doesn’t mean that somebody still couldn’t do it.

Aside from me of course, but you know me, I don’t like to puff myself up too much. ^_^

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